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Sméagol: Marketings? What’s marketings, precious?

Gollum: Nasty work, yes… Goblins’ work. Asking people to buy things.

Sméagol: But goblins never ask …

Gollum: You’re right. It’s below the dignity of goblins! It’s the work of NASTY LITTLE HOBBITSES

Sméagol: Oh NO, precious! No, not that!

Gollum: What has it got in its nasty little pocketses? Coins!!! And WE wants them.

Sméagol: No, precious, no! Can’t we give it away? Can’t we!?!?

Gollum: Well, all right. For FIVE DAYS ONLY! Bezos only allows five days

Sméagol: What’s a Bezos, precious?

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